I had just published my last blogger post when my son came racing past me. That’s not so unusual by itself. He ran outside and stood on the back steps. I wondered briefly what he was doing and I thought he must be checking out the clouds (he had been wondering if it was going to rain.) I looked back to the computer screen. A few seconds later, I peeked at Nathan again.
Nathan was still standing on the steps. But this time, he had his pants & underwear dropped to his ankles and he was peeing. On my steps. Out in the open. In our backyard. Actually the side of the yard where neighbors & anyone driving down the road could see.
(Thankfully, we live on a side street and I don’t think anyone saw.)
And to add to the affect, he did a little butt wiggle/pee-pee shake at the end.
I was actually struck speechless for a few seconds.
Needless to say, I had Daddy talk to him.
Honestly, the things kids come up with. What would possess him to go pee outside and on my steps to boot?!