Joshua is really trying to do a number on me today and it’s barely 10:30 am.
To start with, he decides to cough right after I give him his liquid vitamins and them promptly throws up his breakfast everywhere, thanks to his super sensitive gag reflux. Including all over me. It takes me 10 minutes to clean up that mess and then I have to go change. Yuck.
I finish cleaning up the kitchen, do the breakfast dishes, etc. and then I bring the kids in the living room to read them some stories, like a good mommy. While doing this, Joshua thinks it would be fun to whip his little board book back very forcefully. He whips it into the side of my head so hard that I momentarily blacked out. Everything went dark for a few seconds and then I started seeing stars.
The tears are streaming down my face and I realize that my “sweet” Nathan is laughing. Thanks so much, bud. 🙁
I just realized that both of my boys have knocked me out. Nathan threw a ball at me that hit me on the side of my head so forcefully that I blacked out briefly when he was about 3. And now Joshua.
Today is definitely a day where I am really hoping this new baby is a little girl.
So now I am left feeling a bit lightheaded, with a decent headache, and it’s not even 11 am. I haven’t even taken a walk yet, but I’m not sure I’m up to it. I’m tempted to just go back to bed. If only that were an option…